On Again/Off Again Couple ON AgainDENVER, CO- Tumultuous couple, Victoria Hernandez and Joshua Hurst, reported to friends and family Saturday morning that the two have…Jun 6, 2021Jun 6, 2021
New Budget Airline Charges For Lowering Tray Table, Opening Window ShadeDollAir, the new budget airline operating between five major airports across the US, is laying claim to the title of cheapest airline…Jun 5, 2021Jun 5, 2021
Local Widow Enters Hot Dog Eating Contest, Comes Away With New HusbandMARYVILLE, IL — 77 year-old Anita Whitehall of Maryville was united in marriage with William-Robert “Billy-Bob” Ankerson, 82, of Maryville…Jun 5, 2021Jun 5, 2021
College Mascots On National Strike, Bitter Over Anti-Mask Game GoersHAYDEN, ID — Wham, bam, thank you MA’AM! Newly formed organization, Mascots Against Anti-Maskers (MA’AM), went on strike this week…May 17, 2021May 17, 2021
On Again/Off Again Couple OFF AgainDENVER, CO- Tumultuous couple, Victoria Hernandez and Joshua Hurst, reported to friends and family Friday night that the two have decided…May 3, 2021May 3, 2021
Self-Conscious Orca Wears Nirvana T-Shirt in PoolSAN DIEGO — A male orca was recently sighted in a public pool in Clairemont wearing a Nirvana T-shirt. Marine biologists confirmed the…Apr 27, 2021Apr 27, 2021
Earth Faces Criticism, Calling Students’ Earth Day Art Projects ‘Just More Trash’By Jan Miller BOULDER, CO — Earth has been taking the heat lately — not just from global climate change — but also from irritated parents…Apr 23, 2021Apr 23, 2021
Every Politician Now Under Investigation For Sexual MisconductWASHINGTON, DC — Top investigative agents have agreed that the process of looking into cases of sexual misconduct one politician at a time…Apr 11, 2021Apr 11, 2021
Good on Paper: Octopus LikesWeekly Comic Strip by Matt Struck. Matt is known for his love of pizza rolls and his flight response.Apr 10, 2021Apr 10, 2021
New Study Finds Correlation Between Growing Up In Poverty And Growing Old In PovertyBLOOMINGTON, IN — Nearly $1 Billion was spent on a recent study in the United States looking into the problem of poverty across the…Apr 6, 2021Apr 6, 2021