Jun 6, 2021On Again/Off Again Couple ON AgainDENVER, CO- Tumultuous couple, Victoria Hernandez and Joshua Hurst, reported to friends and family Saturday morning that the two have decided to get back together. After spending a week apart, the two parties met at their favorite coffee shop to discuss reconciliation. In a fragile state Joshua was able to…Romance2 min readRomance2 min read
Jun 5, 2021New Budget Airline Charges For Lowering Tray Table, Opening Window ShadeDollAir, the new budget airline operating between five major airports across the US, is laying claim to the title of cheapest airline around. The initial ticket is outrageously affordable — non-stop flights from Newark to Seattle start at $23 one-way. We have seen budget airlines before so it comes as…Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Jun 5, 2021Local Widow Enters Hot Dog Eating Contest, Comes Away With New HusbandMARYVILLE, IL — 77 year-old Anita Whitehall of Maryville was united in marriage with William-Robert “Billy-Bob” Ankerson, 82, of Maryville, on Saturday May 22nd, 2021 at the home of Whitehall’s eldest daughter, Rebecca Smith, 56, in St Louis. Pastor Clarence Page officiated. The Bride was widowed on Easter morning 2018…Romance2 min readRomance2 min read
May 17, 2021College Mascots On National Strike, Bitter Over Anti-Mask Game GoersHAYDEN, ID — Wham, bam, thank you MA’AM! Newly formed organization, Mascots Against Anti-Maskers (MA’AM), went on strike this week, protesting the leniency toward mask wearing at college sporting events. Geoffrey Goldbug, chicken mascot for the Little Idaho College Women’s Basketball Team (the Chicks), told us, “The people who want…Satire1 min readSatire1 min read
May 3, 2021On Again/Off Again Couple OFF AgainDENVER, CO- Tumultuous couple, Victoria Hernandez and Joshua Hurst, reported to friends and family Friday night that the two have decided to break up. While stuffing a couple days worth of clothes into a garbage bag, Victoria was quoted saying, “Well maybe it’s just better if we are not together…Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Apr 27, 2021Self-Conscious Orca Wears Nirvana T-Shirt in PoolSAN DIEGO — A male orca was recently sighted in a public pool in Clairemont wearing a Nirvana T-shirt. Marine biologists confirmed the orca was wearing the T-shirt because it was “self-conscious,” and not because “it was chilly,” as the orca had suggested to witnesses at the scene. “This is…Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Apr 23, 2021Earth Faces Criticism, Calling Students’ Earth Day Art Projects ‘Just More Trash’Earth Faces Criticism, Calling Students’ Earth Day Art Projects ‘Just More Trash’ By Jan Miller BOULDER, CO — Earth has been taking the heat lately — not just from global climate change — but also from irritated parents who claim Earth has been overly critical of their children. In a recent public…2 min read2 min read
Apr 11, 2021Every Politician Now Under Investigation For Sexual MisconductWASHINGTON, DC — Top investigative agents have agreed that the process of looking into cases of sexual misconduct one politician at a time has been a “waste of time” and “slowing progress” for actual change in the United States. A growing number of private investigators have joined forces under a…Satire2 min readSatire2 min read
Apr 10, 2021Good on Paper: Octopus LikesWeekly Comic Strip by Matt Struck. Matt is known for his love of pizza rolls and his flight response.Comic Strip1 min readComic Strip1 min read
Apr 6, 2021New Study Finds Correlation Between Growing Up In Poverty And Growing Old In PovertyBLOOMINGTON, IN — Nearly $1 Billion was spent on a recent study in the United States looking into the problem of poverty across the country. Funded by Jeff Bezos, Donald Trump, and two other anonymous donors, researchers were hoping to prove the popular theory that poverty results from laziness. …Satire2 min readSatire2 min read
